Are You....

In chronological order...

**Quotes from Amy's party...

"Why does she have a bag of rocks in her pocket? No wait that's rosemary, WAIT, ohhhhhhhhh..."~me

"I'm def. gonna need some more 'fruit' before I can play another game of 'what time is it Mr. ghost?'"~Lea

Lea: Amanda, we're clones!
Me: Yeah, and that whole, your mom died from cancer thing, was just a cover-up, see they didn't want you to know that our mom, as in, the lady I live w/, cheated on my dad in getting it on w/ your dad-so therefore, me being adopted, was also a cover-up!
Lea: Yeah, and that lady I lived w/ til I was 5 was just a live-in nanny to make it all seem more probable...and I was cloned in the womb...so THAT'S how I came out a few monthes later than you did!
Me: Yeah!
Lea: Well good thing we got that all cleared up.

-Adam breaks out some robot moves, Lea breaks out some cheerleading moves, and here's what happens...
"Hmm I wonder if I can get leg leg over the faucet in an arabesque....shit! (breaks a valuable wine glass)"~me

"Oh Lea you look like a girly princess in my prom dress! ...damn wish I filled it out like that..'"~me

**Quotes from Heather's party...

"Nothing says your sorry like grabbing someones boob."~me

"Guys, I just wanta, ta, apologize, for being so bombed."~Heather

"Hey, do u think by having these glow sticks, we'll get electrifided?"~Lisa

"I want my Birthday lapdance!"~Heather

"Oh geez Rita, if you act like this sober, I NEED to see you smashed."~Basically everyone

"There's a genie in my eye."~me

"Um, Amanda, don't touch your scooter, unless of course you want to die (as in, I left it out in that huge storm)"~Adam

"Duuude, that mouse, I don't like him, he won't let the friggin' cat eat him."~Kirt while watching "Tom and Jerry" w/ no sound

"Ok, so we're going to be walking targets to lightning strikes as we go down to get the van...in which the transmission is dying as I drive it...and I don't have my glasses which helps to drive at night and in the rain...and I'm too lazy to find my lisense...now don't you feel safe?"~me (and no worries guys, I did not drink and drive, I was actually sober for this party...yet, didn't exactly act like it...

**Quotes from Lea's party...

"I'm piss drunk in the sense I can't stop pissing."~Lea

"I think you were a better kisser than Pat."~Lea

"Stay away I'm still really drunk and really horny."~me

"Hey! We both think beer sucks, lets drink to THAT!"~Amanda & I

"Never have I ever illegally drank."~Joline

"Yes! We have our manwhore, now we can give the adequet blowjob procedure."~Amanda

"Oh yeah, they've def. got their hands down eachothers pants, get your own tent!"~everyone in reaction

"Well normally I wouldn't...but he was the only guy here."~Lea

-I slam my foot on the brakes in reaction to the siquo driver in front of me, on the way to P&C for "disposing of the evidence" the next morning-Mary: wow I just saw my life flash before my eyes.. Lea: really? I just saw a fender bender..

Dad on the phone the next morning (after "disposing of the evidence): Hey! WE were just wondering when you'll be home...
Meh in about half an hour..
Dad: Ok, so uh you have fun last night?
Me:yes...
Dad: (sarcastically) not too much drinking n' drugs?
Me: no not really (forgetting he always asks that sacastically them remembering quickly), er yeah dad, we did, oh well.
Dad: (again sarcastically) Well ok as long as you didn't overdo it...
Me: Uh actually dad, yeah I did overdo it, terribaly.
Dad (still sarcastically): Well, ok, as long as you had fun...
Me: Oh I did...
Dad: hahaha, ok kid, I'll see you home soon
Me: hah yup bubye
-Hangs up and bursts out laughing...never has telling the truth felt so good...

Perhaps I'll add more if I forgot any, who know...but enjoy the fact that I actually updated, yay!