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Driving Is a Bitch
OK, sooo driving isn't all it's cracked up to be...
Amanda's Lessons on driving:
1. The width of a van isn't the same width of a car
2. Squirrels are stupid
3. Deer will only come out when you least expect them
4. You can't parallel park a mini-van
5. Don't go anywhere you don't know how to get to
6. Squirrels are also either suicidal or deaf
7. Getting lost sux
8. Pay attention to the road and not to the license plates reading "NANNIES" and "KITTY1"
9. Refrain from exceeding 95mph on the expressway, especially if you hint a policecar coming up
10. Be the "cool" driver by putting your emergency flashers on when you see a cop
Amanda's Lessons on driving:
1. The width of a van isn't the same width of a car
2. Squirrels are stupid
3. Deer will only come out when you least expect them
4. You can't parallel park a mini-van
5. Don't go anywhere you don't know how to get to
6. Squirrels are also either suicidal or deaf
7. Getting lost sux
8. Pay attention to the road and not to the license plates reading "NANNIES" and "KITTY1"
9. Refrain from exceeding 95mph on the expressway, especially if you hint a policecar coming up
10. Be the "cool" driver by putting your emergency flashers on when you see a cop
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